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http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...ME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2012-08-21-03-50-36

Russian woman kills elderly neighbor with her bra

MOSCOW (AP) -- Russian investigators say a woman in East Siberia has strangled an elderly neighbor to death with her bra.

The Investigative Committee in Buryatia said in a statement on Tuesday that the 26-year-old woman from the town of Zakamensk, just miles north off the border with Mongolia, has been charged with murder.

Investigators say the woman was drunk on a July evening when she and her boyfriend called on their 65-year-old neighbor for money to buy drinks. Angry that he refused to lend them money, the woman punched him in the face and tried to strangle him with her hands, before taking off her bra and strangling him with it, they say.

The woman is now in custody awaiting the end of the probe, investigators say. Her name was not released.
 

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He could have been smothered to death instead! Almost happened to me ;)
 

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PeepSight said:
He could have been smothered to death instead! Almost happened to me ;)
:donald:donald:donald:donald:donald

Isn't that referred to in legal circles as a "motorboating accident" ??
 

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T.Webb said:
:donald:donald:donald:donald:donald

Isn't that referred to in legal circles as a "motorboating accident" ??
Those floaties aren't always your friends! ;D
 

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Was it a pre-ban bra? Wonder if there's a 6 month waiting period to get one of those in Siberia.

;)
 

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......................... 44 caliber .
 

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Ipoundrail said:
All bras should be banned, confiscated and burned!!!!
I Agree !
 

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Ipoundrail said:
All bras should be banned, confiscated and burned!!!!
.............. we tried that in the sixties and it didn't get us anywhere.
 

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warmnfuzzyar said:
.............. we tried that in the sixties and it didn't get us anywhere.
Isn't that how Hackey Sack was inspired?
 

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Breasts, the original concealed weapons..  We should push for open carry..
 

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NYDeer said:
Breasts, the original concealed weapons.. We should push for open carry..
Already legal in NYS...and NYC!

And really...how often is it that current events make one reference back to a Dr. Demento staple!


BIDDY MCGRA' (to the tune of Mrs McGra')

Biddy McGraw

Oh let me tell you of a story that will give you a shock
a story'bout a murder on St. John's Dock
the person in question was Biddy McGraw
and she strangled two sailors with the straps of her bra

CHORUS
Too rah hoo rah hah, fiddle dee da ra
too rah too rah too rah hah

Well they tried to get her drunk on her own corn liquor
but as quick as they were be Jaysus she was quicker
She remembered she was told by her ma and her da
to keep both hands on the straps of yer bra CHORUS

so she wrapped those straps around the big sailor's head
and she threw him in the river like a crust of bread
then the small sailor laughed and he said "Haw Haw"
so she stuffed his gob with the rest of her bra
His face turned purple and before he fell...
she picked up her miniskirt and ran like hell CHORUS
She went home that night 'bout a quarter to one
happy and contented with a job well done
she told her story to her ma and her da
they said,"Tanks be to God you were wearin' yer bra!" CHORUS

Now all you ladies who go walking late at night
don't keep the straps of yer bra too tight
just remember the story of Biddy McGraw
and keep both yer hands on the straps of yer bra CHORUS
 

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