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1. Blaming your farts on me..... not funny... not funny at all !!!
2. Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo oooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9. Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur?
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.

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Three dogs are at the pound. The first one asks "what are you in for?" The second dog says my owner gave me up after I kept chewing up his wife's shoes. The first dog asks the third dog "why are you here?" Well. Says the third dog, my owner gave me up because I kept jumping on people. The two dogs ask the third dog "why are you here?" The third dog says "well, my owner is an attractive lady and one day she got out of the shower, put on her robe and went to bend over to pick something up. When she bent over I couldn't resist so I mounted her". The two dogs look at each other and say " well that makes sense why she gave you up". The first dog looks at them and says " oh no, She didn't give me up, I'm here to get my nails trimmed".
 
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