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I just had to send this along. Got it from a real American Thanks Big Al.[SCPD 2nd Squad ret]

The "M" Word.....

by Jeff Foxworthy

Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make
jokes about Catholics, the Pope, Jews, Christians,
the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Chinese, the
French (including French Canadians),
the elderly, bad golfers, men/women ,
blacks/whites, etc, but its insensitive
to make jokes about Muslims?

Time to level the playing field and be
politically correct by including the
Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:

1. If you grow and refine heroin for a
living, but you have a moral objection
to liquor, You may be a Muslim.

2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun
and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you
can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.

3. If you have more wives than teeth,
You may be a Muslim.

4. If you wipe your butt with your bare
hand but consider bacon to be unclean,

You may be a Muslim.

5. If you think vests come in two styles:
Bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim

6. If you can't think of anyone you
haven't declared jihad against,
You may be a Muslim.

7. If you consider television dangerous but
routinely carry explosives in your clothing,

You may be a Muslim.

8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones
have uses other than setting off roadside bombs,

You may be a Muslim.

9. If you have nothing against women
and think every man should own at least four,
You may be a Muslim.

If you find this offensive and don't forward it, you
are part of the problem in America!

If you delete this you are, most likely a Muslim.
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