Darwin Award Winner!!
Teen shoots off his penis and testicle
Maybe, if lucky, he won't be able to reproduce...
http://www.wtsp.com/news/watercoole...ccidentally-shoots-off-his-penis-and-testicle
Police: Michael Smeriglio accidentally shoots off his penis and testicle; friend arrested on drug charge
PORT ST. LUCIE, Florida -- A teenager is recovering after
police say he shot himself in the penis and testicle while cleaning a gun he just bought.
It happened Thursday morning at a home on the 200 block of Verada Street in Port St. Lucie.
Police say 18-year-old Michael Smeriglio first lied to police saying someone shot him while he was walking down the street. After being questioned by police he admitted to accidentally doing it himself.
Doctors say the bullet went through his penis, his left testicle and then lodged itself in his thigh.
Smeriglio told police he bought the gun last month at a party.
While police were investigating at the home where it happened, they discovered marijuana in the house. That led to
the arrest of the homeowner Joseph Lamar James, 22, on drug charges.
http://www.wtsp.com/news/watercoole...ccidentally-shoots-off-his-penis-and-testicle
Police: Michael Smeriglio accidentally shoots off his penis and testicle; friend arrested on drug charge
PORT ST. LUCIE, Florida -- A teenager is recovering after
police say he shot himself in the penis and testicle while cleaning a gun he just bought.
It happened Thursday morning at a home on the 200 block of Verada Street in Port St. Lucie.
Police say 18-year-old Michael Smeriglio first lied to police saying someone shot him while he was walking down the street. After being questioned by police he admitted to accidentally doing it himself.
Doctors say the bullet went through his penis, his left testicle and then lodged itself in his thigh.
Smeriglio told police he bought the gun last month at a party.
While police were investigating at the home where it happened, they discovered marijuana in the house. That led to
the arrest of the homeowner Joseph Lamar James, 22, on drug charges.
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I swear I heard about this a while ago. I wonder if it was just something similar.
I take it the party he bought the gun at was not hosted by MENSA.
Just the thought of that happening makes me cringe. No more Frank & Beans! Ouch
From the story...he just has 1 bean left....nightday said:Just the thought of that happening makes me cringe. No more Frank & Beans! Ouch
He changed his name to Michelle... it's all good...
............................ good one ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Mad Russian said:He changed his name to Michelle... it's all good...
:donaldMad Russian said:He changed his name to Michelle... it's all good...
Tink about it Plaxico Burres could blowen his 3 piece set as wellCaptain Will said:I take it the party he bought the gun at was not hosted by MENSA.
The good news is that he can't be prosecuted. His evidence will no longer stand up in court. ;D
Talk about a violation of the penal law. ;D
Somebody please stop me.
No wait ... I wonder if he was loading wadcutters? ;D
Talk about a violation of the penal law. ;D
Somebody please stop me.
No wait ... I wonder if he was loading wadcutters? ;D
:donald :donald :donaldT.Webb said:The good news is that he can't be prosecuted. His evidence will no longer stand up in court. ;D
Talk about a violation of the penal law. ;D
Somebody please stop me.
No wait ... I wonder if he was loading wadcutters? ;D
I just sprayed water everywhere, thanks! ;D ;DT.Webb said:The good news is that he can't be prosecuted. His evidence will no longer stand up in court. ;D
Talk about a violation of the penal law. ;D
Somebody please stop me.
No wait ... I wonder if he was loading wadcutters? ;D
I had a friend who took some fire from a roof top years back who had a piece of bullet hit him in his pecker. Talk about being embarrassed, He tried to keep it a secret till everyone started to show up at his house to see if he was OK. Then the jokes, It must have been micro surgery, The guy musta been a marksman to hit an Irish guy in the johnson from 3 storys up..The guy had a great sence of humor.......
Who needs birth control? Not that guy! Lol!!
Guess he misplaced his cleaning rod?
:donaldT.Webb said:The good news is that he can't be prosecuted. His evidence will no longer stand up in court. ;D
Talk about a violation of the penal law. ;D
Somebody please stop me.
No wait ... I wonder if he was loading wadcutters? ;D
Choked on my food, thanksT.Webb said:The good news is that he can't be prosecuted. His evidence will no longer stand up in court. ;D
Talk about a violation of the penal law. ;D
Somebody please stop me.
No wait ... I wonder if he was loading wadcutters? ;D
:donald:donald:donald
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