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There's more to it.

While studying at Indiana University, Fogle ran a very successful pornography rental company out of his bedroom. His porn collection was vast and extensive, and Fogle took his business pretty seriously. A video would run a patron a dollar a day (cheap!), and people would come from all over to take advantage of the deal. Needless to say, Jared had enough porn to keep his customers happy.

Moreover, according to that source, Fogle's Subway diet wasn't by design, but rather by laziness. While running his porn library out of his dorm in college, a Subway opened up on the first floor of his dorm, and Jared began frequenting it because he was too "lazy" to go anywhere else and too busy with his porn lending service to go any further.
 

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Jared is anxiously awaiting to continue his healthy diet of meaty foot longs where he's going. Good riddance !
 

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He took the eat fresh thing a bit too far. Hopefully he'll experience many $5 foot longs while in jail. Trying to get as many of these gags in here before the moment passes.
 
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