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Wife says to husband coming back home "hey honey, what were you doing this morning?"....husband says "oh nothing much, just screwing around."

Guy buys mil surp screw machine. Tells the salesman, "now I have to figure out how to sneak this into the garage without the wife seeing it !"
 

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As I've said before, we have to get the Russians on our side.
 

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Don't think they'll be much left of HOV lane after you.....:)
 

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The real question is -- would the center of the expressway LIE bunnies get squished in the blades ?
 

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I would totally park that in the Low emissions spot at the mall. And drive in the HOV lane during rush hour. You gotta have F.U. money and a good sense of humor to buy one of those.
 
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