[PandM]

Expect MAID (Mayors Against Illegal Dressing) to release a statement soon, calling for the banning of salad dressing in bottles. Only those little squeeze packs are OK.

"A DeLand High School student is facing robbery charges after allegedly holding up a convenience store armed with a bottle of salad dressing."

http://www.wftv.com/news/25510296/detail.html

 

[TheProfessional]

i knew ranch was deadly, but i dont think it could get me to put my hands on my head ? :wtf