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http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/07/20/asbo_squirrels_run_wild/

German police have detained a squirrel for stalking a woman and chasing her down the street.

North-Rhine Westphalia police took the squirrel into custody. In an act of not very tough justice, they then fed it apple pieces and honey tea.

It is not known at this point if the creature was part of the notorious crack squirrel gang of urban legend.

The incident was the second such occurrence of bad behaviour by tree rats of late.

Last week a drunk squirrel caused hundreds of pounds worth of damage to a pub in Worcestershire.

The owner opened the door of his pub to find the joint ransacked.

"There were bottles scattered around, money scattered around and he had obviously run across the bar's pumps and managed to turn on the Caffrey's tap.

"He must have flung himself on the handle and he must have drank some as he was staggering around all over the place and moving a bit slowly.

"I've never seen a drunk squirrel before. He looked a bit worse for wear," he told the BBC.

Both animals were released with a caution. ®


No word if the squirrel had any Nazi connections...
 

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Thank goodness squirrel season is less than 4 weeks away. We must stand together to defeat this new threat to society.
 
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No word if the squirrel had any Nazi connections...
Hmmmm, Drunken Nazi Squirrels.

I'd pay to hunt them.

Only thing better would be Drunken ZOMBIE Nazi Squirrels.
 

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Only in Russia.

How close to Chernobyl is the park
 
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Everything has a purpose............
 

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To some people this is a Thanksgiving Turkey...........
 

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Here's a tough choice.
You have one round. and one round only.
There is a squirrel and a giraffe.
Which face get's shot?
Hit the Giraffe and hope he lands on the squirrel.

By the way the report said a group of black squirrels......Why they gotta be black?
 
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