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Lousy Shot
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That was nothing.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/gun-hidden-in-butt-765912

Cops Believe North Carolina Inmate Hid 10-Inch Revolver In His Rectum. Luckily, It Was Unloaded.

A man arrested this week in North Carolina may have stashed a .38 barrel revolver in his rectum, according to police, who reported that the unloaded 10-inch weapon was not discovered until after the suspect had been booked into a cell in the county jail.

Michael Leon Ward, a 22-year-old Georgia resident, was arrested Monday after a trooper spotted him speeding. Ward, who resisted arrest, was subdued with the help of a stun gun. A subsequent search of his vehicle resulted in additional charges for possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia.

But it was only after Ward--who is a fugitive on a murder warrant out of Atlanta--entered the Onslow County jail that sheriff's investigators discovered what else he possessed.

According to cops, Ward, pictured at right, summoned jailers to his cell, claiming that someone was trying to kill him, and that he discovered a gun inside his cell. The weapon was found in the toilet, where Ward claimed he tossed it after finding it in his bunk.

The recovered gun is pictured in the above police evidence photo (click to enlarge).

Sheriff's investigators say they are investigating how Ward got the weapon into the jail, since he had been "strip searched prior to being booked into a cell block." The inmate, a press release notes, was taken today to a local hospital "for possible injuries that may have occurred to Ward's rectum where it is believed Ward may have concealed" the revolver.

The gun, deputies reported, was test fired and found to be operational.
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Wow I have heard of people equating a firearm with a phallus, but this goes above and beyond.

I love how they use the word, "MAY." Well was it up the pooper, or wasn't it.
 

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I guess the poor bastard didnt know he could posess a pistol in his car in North Carolina,,LOL ??)
 

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Waaaaiiiit a minute here...they are postulating that he got pulled over in the traffic stop and managed to cram a 10" wheel gun into his backdoor while the cop was walking up to the car, or??? Maybe he was walking around with it up there already, just for kicks?

To manage a trick like thatm, he nmust have been in jail previously, and to answer the question above by vmtcmt, I imagine he makes very low notes.
 

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I can't fathom placing a 38 up your wazu. Unbelievable what people will do, that had to have been uncomfortable. Just blows my mind.
 

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Listen up,I don't dial 911.
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I think I would rather do the extra 5 years for gun possession than do that.  Gives new meaning to accidental discharge.  Rumor has it after being taken to the hospital officials found a sawed off shot gun, a ak 47 and a hundred rounds of ammo there also.
 

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warmnfuzzyar said:
........ hammerless , I presume .
According to the photo....No! Ouch!
 

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vmtcmt said:
I wonder what would have happened if he, uh, "broke wind".
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Assault is a behavior; Not a weapon.
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Boy is he going to be the "BUTT" of a few jokes.
 

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This thread is making me clench up just looking at that pic of the gun!

My wife asked why he had a bump on his forehead and I told her I thought it was the front sight.....
 
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