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Panji pit, or bamboo shoots up finger/toe nails
 

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How about shoving that razor scooter up his arse.

Kudos to his father for doing the right thing.
 

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The sentence for this horrible crime should be 30-40 years hard labor. Let him perform swamp reclamation, dig ditches in the desert, and shovel snow for 12 hours a day on the chain gang. He will learn his lesson, I am sure.
 

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While I don't believe that he knocked them down on purpose, he still should be beaten badly. Stealing two old ladies money for a fix. The boy is a worthless pos. kudos to his father for turning him in. That's gotta be a rough thing to do.
 

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Bangkok rules. Now who has a can?
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A really good healthy beatdown, restitution for the medical bills and pain & suffering.
 

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I'm a firm believer in the two corner stones of justice: restitution and retribution. You can't always have both but, in this case, we can have one.
You start, by hanging him, by his heels, naked, from a heavy bar, which is about 7 feet above and parallel to the ground. The next action is to flay his skin, with a very thin razor, starting at the feet, continuously peeling, until you reach the head.
Second, if he's still alive, you spray the body, with a mixture of 50/50 salt water and pure alcohol.
Third, when that dries, apply a liberal coat of lighter fluid, in small sections at a time. Ignite each section, then allow them to burn out.
Fourth, repeat step three, until death or unconsciousness prevails. If consciousness is regained, repeat step three, as often as necessary.
I could be harsher but, in this case, I think this would be fair and reasonable.
Gary
 

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Lousy Shot
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Gary_Hungerford said:
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Second, if he's still alive, you spray the body, with a mixture of 50/50 salt water and pure alcohol.
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Of course. We don't want infection setting in. I mean, after all, we're not animals.
 

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What he will get: 5 yrs in jail with no parole and restitution to the sisters for medical bills and pain and suffering.

What he should get: A forced vasectomy so this miscreant can't reproduce as well as the above.
 

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Gary_Hungerford said:
I'm a firm believer in the two corner stones of justice: restitution and retribution. You can't always have both but, in this case, we can have one.
You start, by hanging him, by his heels, naked, from a heavy bar, which is about 7 feet above and parallel to the ground. The next action is to flay his skin, with a very thin razor, starting at the feet, continuously peeling, until you reach the head.
Second, if he's still alive, you spray the body, with a mixture of 50/50 salt water and pure alcohol.
Third, when that dries, apply a liberal coat of lighter fluid, in small sections at a time. Ignite each section, then allow them to burn out.
Fourth, repeat step three, until death or unconsciousness prevails. If consciousness is regained, repeat step three, as often as necessary.
I could be harsher but, in this case, I think this would be fair and reasonable.
Gary
................. why go easy on him ?
 

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Beat him with his Razor scooter........until he cries like a baby........and then beat him some more. Then give him a 'Chelsea smile' so everytime he looks in the mirror he's reminded of what a dispicable POS he is.
 

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Gary, I like the way you think. Too much effort though, just have a quick death by firing squad and move on. Quick death by firing squad and move on is also my go to answer for most questions I am asked.
 

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curb stomp seems appropriate
 

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mattyj513 said:
Gary, I like the way you think. Too much effort though, just have a quick death by firing squad and move on. Quick death by firing squad and move on is also my go to answer for most questions I am asked.
Bump that up.... ;)
 

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Public whipping across the back of his body with immediate sterilization via 190 proof Everclear. Followed by hard labor consisting of visiting area retirement communities/facilities where he shall wipe and bathe the incontinent residents for a period of one year...for every dollar amount stolen!
 

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Creative huh?
Anyone here ever been unfortunate euough to have a colonoscopy?
You know that jar of magnesium, then the jug of bowel shattering nastiness you have to drink beforehand?
How about a day of that treatment for every dollar taken?
Oh, chain him about, say two feet short of a toilet with a pile of cottonelle, leaving him with nothing but what nature gave him.
In Times Square.
Summertime.
Keep iv treatment going, must insure he gets his day for each dollar.
When this treatment is finished, turn him over to one of those crazy German gay porn syndicates.
You know, the kind with the leather stud necklaces, straps, and some really wacked out s%@& that I honestly don't know, or really want to know what it's actually for.
(Sometimes, the internet will show you MUCH more than you bargained for!)
Let them turn him into a pincushion.
Then, we'll have a discussion on what I think his punishment should be.
 
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