[PandM]

I'm speechless, with a clothespin on my nose.

DECEMBER 21--A federal employee was formally reprimanded this month for excessive workplace flatulence, a sanction that was delivered to him in a five-page letter that actually included a log of representative dates and times when he was recorded "releasing the awful and unpleasant odor" in his Baltimore office

The worker, a 38-year-old Maryland resident, reportedly submitted evidence that he suffered from "some medical conditions" that, at times, caused him to be unable to work full days. But a SSA manager noted in the reprimand letter that, "nothing that you have submitted has indicated that you would have uncontrollable flatulence. It is my belief that you can control this condition."

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/coworkers-attacked-by-gas-645132

 

[Aquabach]

So in some government jobs you don't have to work and don't get in trouble but for this worker some copious amounts of methane put him in the hot seat?
What do U think about that Joe?

 

[OH UNCLE PAUL]

So in some government jobs you don't have to work and don't get in trouble but for this worker some copious amounts of methane put him in the hot seat?
What do U think about that Joe?

Hot seat! I get it.

 

[warmnfuzzyar]

................... he should be subject to a " Spot Check "

 

[PandM]

So in some government jobs you don't have to work and don't get in trouble but for this worker some copious amounts of methane put him in the hot seat?
What do U think about that Joe?

I think I've been doing it all wrong.
I'm on my way to the store this morning for beans and broccoli.

 

[Aquabach]

I think I've been doing it all wrong.
I'm on my way to the store this morning for beans and broccoli.

I believe eggs help a lot too

 

[Captain Will]

He wil claim IBS is a "syndrome", he's a protected class, and some jackass lawyer will get him a huge settlement/severence deal.