Clown robs woman on toilet. No really

Can you believe he gave her the bracelet back?  Just when you thought all of humanity was lost....

I was robbed by a clown once, but he stole mostly old seltzer bottles and pie shells.

I LOVE her quote at the end!

PaulyFu223 said:

I was robbed by a clown once, but he stole mostly old seltzer bottles and pie shells.

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and he took my dog's leash and a bag of balloons too...Go figure

holy sh!t.

Best thread tittle EVER!!!!    ;D

This would be a great signature line.

"I thought about doing ninja stuff to him," Cutright said, "but I thought, 'No, he's faster than I am.' So, I more or less just sat there on the lid."

WOW!!

PaulyFu223 said:

I was robbed by a clown once, but he stole mostly old seltzer bottles and pie shells.

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Musta got the "drop" on you with his squirting flower. msl :rofl :gaffaw2

BLAMMO said:

Musta got the "drop" on you with his squirting flower. msl :rofl :gaffaw2

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that combined with the spinning bowtie was enough distraction for me!

Third rule of Zombieland.... Beware of toilets.

This has been a public service announcement.