*Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House.
One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from
Montana. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence.
The Montana contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring,
Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2013 Social Security Stimulus Package.
two tomato seeds
two discount coupons to KFC
an 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker
a prayer rug
a machine to blow smoke up my a**
a 'Blame it on Bush' poster for the front yard...