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  1. Jokes and more Jokes!
    Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, 'Come on, man, how...
  2. Jokes and more Jokes!
    1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars...watch 'em Slow Down! 2. On all your cheque stubs, write 'For Marijuana'! 3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to...
  3. Jokes and more Jokes!
    One day a man decided to retire... He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank. He soon found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts. After about four months, he was lying...
  4. Chit-Chat
    President Obama on Thursday sent his principles for modernizing and restructuring military compensation and retirement benefits to Congress, and a commission has stood up to direct the task. Chief among these, according to the three-page document, is that the commission does nothing to alter the...
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    You really can't make this stuff up. http://www.newsday.c...tocks-1.4659522 New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg is no fan of the gun industry, but he opposed a move by the teachers' pension fund to sell its stock in companies that make guns and ammunition. Trustees of the $46.6 billion New...
  6. Jokes and more Jokes!
    Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day Kate, my wife, and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man, how...
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