Erudite Quotations: If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. ~Jay Leno~ The problem with political jokes is they get elected. ~Henry Cate, VII~ We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office ~Aesop~ If we got one-tenth of...

Mother of all Jihadist Jokes... Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk. The older of the two pulls a small folder out of her handbag and starts flipping through photos. They start reminiscing. ''This is my oldest son, Mujibar...

A guy gets a call from the police telling him that his house was robbed. The offenders had also consumed all of his beer and raped his wife. A moment of silence passes, then the guy says, "I can't believe they f*d my wife after only five beers!" ~ ~ ~ deleted ~ ~ ~ I was banging this nice lady...

THIS IS FOR MEN TIRED OF RECEIVING MALE - BASHING JOKES..........OR JUST LOOKING FOR A GOOD LAUGH ! Found these in a folder from 2000 and thought I'd share it. How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. Why is a Laundromat a...

1. Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet. 2. To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to...

Things some of us can relate to... Calling Wife From Emergency Room -------------------------------- Honey... I got hit by a car outside the office today. Jen brought me to the hospital. They've been taking X-Rays & MRI's to see how serious my injuries are. My head hit the ground & they know...

Couldn't help but laugh at this guys reaction.

You don't have to be an "Intellectual" to get these...I got them. Funny

i bought these to open packages like these......

Any good Cuomo Jokes or Pictures I'll start I Read This In A Bathroom Wall It Said; " If Cuomo and Hitler were standing next to each other and he had a gun with two bullets he wrote he would shoot Cuomo Twice " !

http://www.amazon.co...d/dp/B000EVQWKC Read the reviews on this. 5 pound sack of Haribo sugar free gummy bears. I'm tempted to order some.

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Oh well it was a funny joke I blew it the pic didn't load. TEST FOR ALCOHOLISM!!! I am not an alcoholic according to the test results. I have been concerned about a few of you so when I saw this simple test, I thought I should post it. Simple Alcoholism test that you can...