If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
~Henry Cate, VII~
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office
If we got one-tenth of...
Mother of all Jihadist Jokes...
Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk.
The older of the two pulls a small folder out of her handbag and starts flipping through photos. They start reminiscing.
''This is my oldest son, Mujibar...
A guy gets a call from the police telling him that his house was robbed. The offenders had also consumed all of his beer and raped his wife.
A moment of silence passes, then the guy says, "I can't believe they f*d my wife after only five beers!"
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I was banging this nice lady...
THIS IS FOR MEN TIRED OF RECEIVING MALE - BASHING JOKES..........OR JUST LOOKING FOR A GOOD LAUGH !
Found these in a folder from 2000 and thought I'd share it.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Why is a Laundromat a...
1. Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
2. To the optimist, the glass is half-full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to...
Things some of us can relate to...
Calling Wife From Emergency Room
Honey... I got hit by a car outside
the office today. Jen brought me to
They've been taking X-Rays & MRI's
to see how serious my injuries are.
My head hit the ground & they know...
Any good Cuomo Jokes or Pictures
I Read This In A Bathroom Wall It Said;
" If Cuomo and Hitler were standing next to each other and he had a gun with two bullets he wrote he would shoot Cuomo Twice " !
So what have you all seen?
Google has Google Nose http://www.google.com/landing/nose/
Gmail Blue http://gmailblog.blo...gmail-blue.html
Find treasure with Google Maps http://google-latlon...oogle-maps.html
One just for LoveMyGlock Zozi.com a site that helps people buy different experiences...
Oh well it was a funny joke I blew it the pic didn't load.
TEST FOR ALCOHOLISM!!!
I am not an alcoholic according to the test results.
I have been concerned about a few of you so when
I saw this simple test, I thought I should post it.
Simple Alcoholism test that you can...