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    Joke of the day: ???????????????????? A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees the illegal lovers and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Then the woman's husband unexpectedly comes home. She hides her...
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    says it all...
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    https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=iss%20ufo NASA feed 'goes down as horseshoe UFO appears on ISS live cam' sparking claims of alien cover up. Conspiracy theorists are having a field day over the sighting of the strange U-shaped object hovering on the...
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    I hope this is a joke.... http://www.oncamera.co/ Seems to me like a 9mm would be a smidge more effective. How to Use The app www.oncamera.co
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    I was stuck in traffic , I noticed a large sign at the MAIN entrance to "Pine Lawn memorial Cemetery" Pretty sure it was the MILITARY side NO Fire Arms or Weapons Allowed . WTF ????????????????? Really. Please don't tell me is for the children. Sorry no pic. Just may have to...
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    The website, TheDemands.org, is basically a one-stop shop for Black Lives Matter activists and other coddled students who want to whine about their "oppression." The website posts ALL official demands from these groups, regardless of their absurdity... Try not to laugh too hard...
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    A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. "Hey girls," says the brunette, "Let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know." The next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done...
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    Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving, the brunette...
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    My wife just saw something on facebook about arbys refusing to serve food to an LEO. This happened in Florida. Well, I'm writing arbys off. They can go ef themselves
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    A US soldier boarded a train on his way home from deployment. The train was quite crowded, and the soldier walked the entire length looking for a seat. There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed middle-aged French woman, but when he got there he saw it was taken by the woman's poodle. The...
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    Will it ever change?
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    Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer who said his dog could draw. His dogs name was "T-Square", and he told him to get some paper and draw a square, a circle and a triangle, which he did with no sweat. The accountant said he thought his dog...
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    A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope. The clerk takes out a scope and says to the man, "This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill." The man takes a look through the...
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    A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing...
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    From todays Newsday: NYC drafts bill to let noncitizens vote The City Council is drafting legislation to let noncitizens vote in New York City's municipal elections, a move that could bolster the clout of recent immigrants in races across the five boroughs. The policy, if enacted, would make...
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    Subject: Winning Joke In England An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work. The German doctor says: "That's nothing. In Germany , we take part of a brain, put it in another...
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    In keeping up with NRATC53... What is the definition of a consultant? It is a person who asks to borrow your wtach, tells you what time it is and then charges you for it....
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    I used to work down the street from Grumman...Dealt with many engineers- This fits Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole," said one, "but we don't have a...
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    One day Howard accidentally overturned his golf cart. Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in avilla on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, Are you okay, what's your name?" "It's Howard , and I'm Okay thanks," he replied. "Howard , forget your troubles. Come to...
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