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  1. Out of State Crimes
    'Good thief' swipes Jesus statue from Connecticut shop, returns it with fresh paint A robber swiped a 4 feet tall Jesus statue from Connecticut's Angels & Company gift shop and returned it days later with a new coat of paint. The Lord has returned - with a snazzy new coat of paint. A 4 feet...
  2. Jokes and more Jokes!
    Got this Chinese menu from a place near me. Apparently Jesus is a fan.
  3. Chit-Chat
    Thank you for all the gifts you have given me.
  4. Jokes and more Jokes!
    Late one night a burglar broke into a house. He froze when he heard a loud voice say, "Jesus is watching!" Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward. "Jesus is watching!" the voice boomed again. The burglar stopped dead in his tracks and frantically looked all around. He...
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    A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his pack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight...
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    Boy Suspended For Drawing Jesus Shooting Santa TAUNTON, Mass. (CAP) - In what his parents are calling a "violation of his religion," a second grader has been suspended for drawing a picture of Jesus shooting at Santa Claus with a machine gun. He made the drawing in class after his teacher...
  7. Veterans and Military
    Received the following - R8/9, Short Notice - Jesus Matos, US Army Veteran, Thu., 10/24/2013 | Print | At 9:30 AM on Thursday October 24, 2013, the Queens County Committee of the American Legion will preside over the funeral service of Unclaimed Veteran Jesus Matos. We know little...
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    www.dnaindia.com/world/1894365/report-jesus-made-the-first-tweet-claims-vatican-cardinal While addressing a group of newspaper editors at a conference in Italy, the cardinal claimed that Jesus' sermons and messages were 'brief and full of meaning' that would consist of not more than 50...
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  10. Bolt Action [Rifles]
    In the realm of sin...here's pure evil. http://www.migunowners.org/forum/showthread.php?t=200486
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