Maybe these Federal investigations aren't so great. BROOKLYN, NY - The New York Post is reporting Friday afternoon that NYPD top brass Michael Ameri, 44-year-old head of Highway Patrol, formerly in charge of Brooklyn's 78th Precinct, has committed suicide amid an extensive FBI probe...

source: http://www.news-journalonline.com/article/20160509/NEWS/160509522/101040?Title=Deputies-Deltona-man-finds-bullet-hole-3-days-after-shooting-himself Deputies: Deltona man finds bullet hole 3 days after shooting himself By Patricio G. Balona [email protected] Published...

Idiot. MANLIUS, N.Y. -- The man accused of punching a disabled Army veteran in the face Monday morning at a Fayetteville Dunkin Donuts turned himself in to police after his co-workers told him they saw his picture on the news, according to the Manlius Police Department. Dominick Vidal, 21, of...

Trey Gowdy jumps the shark and outs himself as a RINO...he'll never get my vote for anything now. Seems he had/has a lot of people fooled. It explains why he has allowed Benghazi to drag out and in the end, let Hillary get away with murder. http://townhall.com/...akingOnTownhall EXCLUSIVE...

At least the possibility of them reproducing is narrowing down. http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/public-urinator-shoots-groin-police-article-1.2375336 Here's an argument for gun control every guy can easily understand. A strapped 26-year-old man caught by cops taking a leak on a Brooklyn...

Man died after shooting himself is all I got from local news reports. I am not at home to really look it up. This was in NJ

Paging Mr. Darwin................................ http://www.tulsaworld.com/homepagelatest/police-tulsa-teen-accidentally-shoots-himself-in-leg-second-time/article_a211ad62-5d58-597a-bb2a-d2d6eee66cf1.html A 16-year-old boy was listed in serious condition at a hospital Monday after...

This guys gonna need a new shovel soon... De Blasio takes in Mets-Sox game from nosebleed seats at Citi Field https://www.newsday.com/news/new-york/bill-de-blasio-takes-in-mets-sox-game-from-nosebleed-seats-at-citi-field-1.10791422

A Texas toddler died Monday after shooting himself with his grandfather's gun the day before, according to reports. The 3-year-old boy shot himself in the face around 4 p.m. on Sunday when his grandparents left him alone in a bedroom for his afternoon nap in Spring, roughly 25 miles north of...

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I also found it interesting that he called putting his thumb in front of the barrel a malfunction.

Okay, maybe not wet himself but I figured it would make for a good title and be close enough to the truth. http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/01/13/14-year-old-was-looking-for-scrap-metal-in-a-wasteland-with-his-metal-detector-what-he-found-instead-had-his-dad-panicking/ 14-Year-Old Was...

Don't let this become another 50 pager.... I'm simply posting this because it's actually pretty funny to see anyone this sick having any job where they interact with the public .... NOT A COP BASH enjoy... A 37-year-old New Jersey policeman has been arrested and charged with official...

Making another strong case for having the right to defend personal property by using the 2nd Amendment, an elderly man took matters into his own hands earlier this week when he shot and seriously wounded two female intruders who broke into his home in broad daylight...

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He's the actual auto tape from school. At 3:15pm today, three 9th graders followed by 4 door car. White male 50-60yrs old exposed himself. Remind your children to always be on the look out. Roosevelt and 7th street

MMA fighter Joe Riggs had to pull out of his September scheduled bout with Paul Thiago in the UFC, after Riggs accidentally shot himself when cleaning his pistol "Diesel" Riggs was a UFC veteran who was just recently re-signed by the organization and stands to lose a year's worth of potential...

Car Bomber Blows Himself Up, Forgot About Daylight Savings Time A suspected car bomber in Dublin, Ireland, may have forgotten about the "spring forward" Daily Savings Time adage and apparently almost blew himself up in a possible timer malfunction. The suspect reportedly fled the scene covered...

He should have gone holster shopping instead. A man police said is responsible for a shooting in a downtown parking lot ran from the scene, but shot himself in the testicles as he shoved the gun into his waistband Tuesday night. Joseph Johnson, 40, has been released from the hospital and...