Unfortunately, as we all know, Ukrainian dolphins have already defected to the New Russia Empire.
Czar Vlad's Imperial Dolphin forces are also better armed than NATO Dolphins.
If the NATO dolphins also defect to the Empire, we are in big trouble.
I'm not a scientist, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn once.
Seriously, this from a trusted source in the biological sciences field and I thought it worth passing on to anyone that might encounter a dead or dying dolphin.
Now, as I ststed, I'm no scientist so if you are and find this information...