Jokes and more Jokes!
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to try it out at the dinner table.
DAD: Son, Where were you today during school?
SON: At school. *Robot slaps son*
SON: Ok, I went to the movies.
DAD: Which one?
SON: Toy Story. *Robot slaps son again*
SON: Ok, it was A Day...