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A Marine enters the Catholic Church confessional booth in Pensacola, FL. He tells the priest, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. Last night, I beat the Hell out of a flag burner and an Obama supporter." The priest says, "My son, I am here to forgive your sins, not to discuss your...

An Italian Boy's Confession: 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.' The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.' "Well, Joey, I'm sure...

Okay, so I have been on this site for a few years and haven't really came to terms with this. I love guns!! I love tacitcooling them and personalizing them to my pleasure. I love everything about them! But, in reality, I SUCK AT SHOOTING! I claim to be this zombie apocalypse hero, but in reality...

Before you all start with the turncoat BS, you are not me, all of our situations are different. After long and hard thought I could no longer deny that the consequences of ignoring the deadline and not complying faaar outweigh the benefit. I literally stand to lose my current job, future LEO...

A Confession... · 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.' · The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' · 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.' · "Well, Joey, I'm sure to...

Teen's confession: Horror film inspired murder of mom, sister A 17-year-old wrote in a confession released Thursday that the horror movie remake of "Halloween" gave him the idea to kill his mother and sister. Jake Evans is on trial for the Oct. 3 slayings of his 15-year-old sister, Mallory...