candle

OK, so it doesn't smell like gunpowder. But at the very least you can make sounds of a two stroke dirt bike as it's burning. Plus it will piss off the wife unit something fierce. Most guys don't spend a whole lot of time exploring their scented candle options. The folks at Flying Tiger...

http://www.newsday.com/long-island/towns/long-island-now-1.1732330/cops-man-s-hand-blown-off-after-firework-candle-mixup-1.4167789 A Garden City Estates man lost his hand Monday night after lighting a firework he mistook for a candle at his home, which had no power, Nassau police said. The...