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Best rebuttal to anti-gun interviewer EVER.
Started by
dv0042
, Apr 21 2009 01:37 PM
11 replies to this topic
#1
Posted April 21 2009 - 01:37 PM
I have no idea if this is true or not, but it's funny nonetheless.
For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an 'Australian treasure!'
General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently.
You'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended.
For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an 'Australian treasure!'
General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently.
You'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended.
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#2
Posted April 21 2009 - 01:42 PM
That's excellent! I wish I had said it...
#3
Posted April 21 2009 - 01:56 PM
It is great, but DEFINITELY NOT a true story...
#4
Posted April 21 2009 - 01:59 PM
I have read that before. great story.
#5
Posted April 21 2009 - 03:02 PM
That story has been around for years now, and a funny one it is! However, according to Snopes.com. . . it is a false story.
I still like it though! lol.
Eric
I still like it though! lol.
Eric
#6
Posted April 21 2009 - 03:48 PM
False or not that is a great comeback!!
#7
Posted April 21 2009 - 03:56 PM
im just going to pretend that it is not fake and take it for truth thats hilarious
#8
Posted April 21 2009 - 06:32 PM
Yup. . . I'm with you guys. Fun to think it was true anyway.
#9
Posted May 21 2009 - 01:04 PM
that was frigging great!!
#10
Posted May 28 2009 - 07:44 PM
That's great! And now that we know the words, we can make it true.
#11
Posted May 28 2009 - 09:05 PM
Thats great.
#12
Posted May 29 2009 - 05:50 AM
LOL
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