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#81 zzrguy

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Posted May 22 2017 - 09:40 AM

I dunno.... that was a simple mistake to make.  As embarrassing as the call was (they did not need to tell us WHAT was in the thermos besides the dry ice)  She DID have a valid concern about explosion - if she sealed up the container with the dry ice inside, it very well could have exploded... and probably after a few minutes enough pressure could build up where she couldn't unscrew the lid.

 

 

I agree.  Being cautious and calling the police when you made a mistake working with potentially dangerous substances seems sensible to me.  It was embarrassing, due to the contents, but not stupid.  

Well boys the explosion already happened that how she got a Thermo full of semen.



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#82 Phoenix69

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Posted June 22 2017 - 06:06 AM

Here is today's winner.......
http://www.foxnews.c...police-say.html
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#83 LarryD23

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Posted June 22 2017 - 11:33 AM

Leo Getz said it best...

 



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Posted June 22 2017 - 05:06 PM

Moron

Why did the moron throw the butter out the window?

He wanted to see a butterfly.

 



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Posted June 22 2017 - 05:17 PM


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#86 Phoenix69

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Posted June 27 2017 - 03:37 PM

Here we go....
http://www.foxnews.c...cial-media.html

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Posted June 28 2017 - 02:40 PM

And the hits just keep on coming.....
http://www.foxnews.c...or-5-hours.html

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Posted June 28 2017 - 07:34 PM

The stupid is strong today. 

Here we log another contestant, actually a pair of geniuses

 

http://www.startribu...rank/431313063/



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Posted June 29 2017 - 06:18 AM

Here's today's....
http://www.foxnews.c...opoly-card.html

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Posted July 05 2017 - 05:54 AM

We have a winner....
https://www.aol.com/...penis/23014316/

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Posted July 05 2017 - 08:08 PM

 

Too bad she wasn't date the guy from Florida that shot his dick off at least the stupid stop there but no she is infected with her dead boyfriend stupid and we the tax payers will be paying for it from now on.

Well at least the stupid will end there.



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Posted July 27 2017 - 07:03 AM

To the entire staff....
http://www.foxnews.c...-president.html

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Posted August 05 2017 - 01:57 PM

Although I am fundamentally opposed to gun control, I will make an exception in this case.

 

A woman's vagina should be a gun free zone.

 

http://nypost.com/20..._share=facebook

 

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Posted August 06 2017 - 10:51 AM

Although I am fundamentally opposed to gun control, I will make an exception in this case.

 

A woman's vagina should be a gun free zone.

 

http://nypost.com/20..._share=facebook

 

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WOW- let's forget it was even a GUN for a moment:

 

I would not put ANYTHING  that I FOUND IN A TOILET IN A PUB AT THE TRAIN STATION pretty much ANYWHERE NEAR where I was going to stick my penis!  



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Posted August 06 2017 - 11:47 AM

Was crazier is that she survived. I'd imagine that was one orgasm that blew her away.

She probably has a colostomy bag for the rest of her life

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Posted October 05 2017 - 06:14 AM

Those donuts are apparently bad for your health
http://www.foxnews.c...t-argument.html

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Posted October 05 2017 - 07:17 AM

 

What-cha expect from a Douche ?



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Posted October 05 2017 - 07:51 AM

Although I am fundamentally opposed to gun control, I will make an exception in this case.

 

A woman's vagina should be a gun free zone.

 

http://nypost.com/20..._share=facebook

 

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That is definitely not "safe sex".



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Posted November 07 2017 - 07:13 AM

This guy qualifies
http://www.foxnews.c...l-cops-say.html




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