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What Would Trump Do With Superman?

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#1 Fotheringill

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Posted July 25 2016 - 10:38 AM

Superman is an admitted alien.
Deportation is not practical.
A wall won't help.
Hot pursuit won't work for apprehension.

He has an assumed name and no birth certificate. No Green Card.

He writes copy for a large metropolitan newspaper.

He might be a Communist plant working at a paper to undermine the country.
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#2 ProGodProGunProLife

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Posted July 25 2016 - 12:43 PM

Superman is an admitted alien.
Deportation is not practical.
A wall won't help.
Hot pursuit won't work for apprehension.

He has an assumed name and no birth certificate. No Green Card.

He writes copy for a large metropolitan newspaper.

He might be a Communist plant working at a paper to undermine the country.


Actually, I assume Jonathan and Martha Kent legally adopted him, so he is a citizen, though not a natural born citizen, so he couldn't run for president. :)

I'm sure like any good super villain, Trump has a large supply of Kryptonite to keep Superman from voting his conscience.
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#3 Fotheringill

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Posted July 25 2016 - 12:49 PM

Can't assume that at all. I would bet he was the original "later to be famous" guy without a legitimate birth certificate.

While we are at it, had you ever noticed Kent, in the early episodes, wore a silver pinky ring on his left had, yet Superman didn't?
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#4 len349

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Posted July 25 2016 - 02:22 PM

Trump would change the "S" on his chest to a "T" and use him as an attraction at a casino or hotel. Or, maybe make him wear one of Trump's ugly ties.

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Posted July 25 2016 - 03:05 PM

Ugly ties? The last three times I saw him on TV, he was wearing a beautiful red silk tie with a killer perfect knot in it. It was such a great looking tie, I hope it wasn't a clip on.

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Posted July 25 2016 - 03:09 PM

Same thing he did to Ted Cruz.

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Posted July 25 2016 - 03:18 PM

I hope some of the posters know that Superman is a fictional character.

Actually, I assume Jonathan and Martha Kent legally adopted him, so he is a citizen, though not a natural born citizen, so he couldn't run for president. :)

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Correct. Clark Kent as a lawfully naturalized citizen he can vote, but NOT run for President. As a law-abiding citizen he would not want to break any law (including the Constitution).

A natural born Kryptonian is no more eligible to run for Pres than a natural born Canadian.

P.S. I would l prefer to see Batman as President. Superman is too much of a goody goody. An effective President needs to draw some of his strength from the dark side.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV9p348boM0

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Posted July 25 2016 - 03:29 PM

I would tell him to put on some pants instead of parading around in tights and a cape.

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Posted July 25 2016 - 04:07 PM

What he is going to do to Hillary.

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Posted July 25 2016 - 10:16 PM

Ugly ties? The last three times I saw him on TV, he was wearing a beautiful red silk tie with a killer perfect knot in it. It was such a great looking tie, I hope it wasn't a clip on.



"Clip on"..??!!

Nahhh....that's a proper (and the only way) to tie a tie-knot...a double Windsor knot, also known as a full windsor knot!

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Posted July 26 2016 - 09:20 AM

It is the only way I learned it. But, the dimple in the front of the tie was too perfect.





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