You don't want in this thing, you don't get in this thing. I cut you out of everything. I don't need you. Sixty feet of bridge I can get almost anywhere. Schmuck!
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#41
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Posted October 31 2014 - 06:15 PM
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Posted October 31 2014 - 06:34 PM
DAMN IT. I just came to post that exact line.It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank, half pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.
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Posted October 31 2014 - 06:35 PM
Now you've gone and done it. Joeydiver is gonna kick your mule.We're gonna need a bigger boat
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Posted October 31 2014 - 06:37 PM
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick Butt... and I'm all out of bubblegum.
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#45
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Posted October 31 2014 - 06:47 PM
How many a$$holes we got on this ship?
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#46
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Posted October 31 2014 - 06:57 PM
Well I ain't never learned Sergeant! Folks back home used to say I could shoot a rifle before I was weaned, but they was exaggeratin' some.
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Posted October 31 2014 - 07:21 PM
Always with the negative waves Moriarty, ALWAYS with the negative waves!
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Posted October 31 2014 - 07:26 PM
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
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Posted October 31 2014 - 07:32 PM
Guess this one.
1958. It's been traveling twenty-two years to get here. And now it's here. And it's either heads or tails. And you have to say. Call it.
1958. It's been traveling twenty-two years to get here. And now it's here. And it's either heads or tails. And you have to say. Call it.
#50
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Posted October 31 2014 - 07:50 PM
You can't handle the truth..............
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Posted October 31 2014 - 07:52 PM
"I'm sooooooo drunk"-Almost every high school movie
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Posted October 31 2014 - 08:33 PM
I love you man.........
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#53
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Posted October 31 2014 - 08:40 PM
Where's the beef?
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Posted October 31 2014 - 09:04 PM
That rug really tied the room together.
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#55
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Posted October 31 2014 - 09:27 PM
'I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So i stole a bike and asked for forgiveness'...
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Edited by TERRY P, October 31 2014 - 09:29 PM.
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#56
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Posted October 31 2014 - 09:31 PM
'Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night'....
#57
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Posted October 31 2014 - 09:36 PM
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
#58
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Posted November 01 2014 - 09:19 PM
Sometimes you are the windshield, sometimes you are the bug
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Posted November 01 2014 - 10:11 PM
Leave the gun take the cannolli's.
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Posted November 01 2014 - 10:14 PM
He said he sheriff is near.
No godflangit the sheriff's a N(church bell rings)
No godflangit the sheriff's a N(church bell rings)
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